Live” returned this weekend and took on President Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office during the cold open.

King Charles broke his silence on the subject of his younger son Prince Harry’s security arrangements, following judgement in the UK’s Court of Appeal Friday, and a blistering interview by Harry in which he claimed he had been the victim of an “establishment stitch-up.” Friday saw the UK Court rule against Harry in a decision …

Trump (James Austin Johnson), who signed more executive orders in his first 100 days than any other president in modern history, was first handed one by ghoulish aide Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) about “bringing back” Columbus Day–even though it has been on the books since 1937.