It’s an enjoyable moment listening to the “honk” and wing flaps of Canada geese, also called Canadian geese (sorry, birders), in their V-shaped formations flying overhead. They are amazing creatures.

Webbed footprints litter the snow. A cacophony of honks echo across the lawn. Green-tinged excrement coats the sidewalks. Students reluctantly recreate events from “Make Way for Ducklings” on their ...