"Let's say, if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we've killed, I'd really like that number of drinks," said Donald Trump's fog of warred Secretary of Defense/War tonight in Saturday Night Live's unusually high temperature cold open.

The sketch comedy show once again opened with a political-themed bit that brought Weekend Update host Colin Jost back as Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. In the sketch, Jost’s Hegseth addressed recent news items surrounding the bombing of boats off the coast of Venezuela.

Colin Jost reprised his blistering impression of embattled Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. Jost, who rarely appears on Saturday Night Live outside “Weekend Update,” portrayed Hegseth as an aggressive,

Co-anchor Michael Che had his own fun with the ongoing Epstein scandal, showing audiences an edited clip of Donald Trump’s 1992 cameo in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. In the doctored clip, Macaulay Culkin’s Kevin McCallister asks Trump, “Excuse me, where’s Jeffrey Epstein?” and Trump casually answers, “Down the hall and to the left.”

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackled the week's biggest news, like Netflix acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery for $82 billion in last night’s Saturday Night Live. And they also joked about President Trump’s social media blitz and the President receiving a fake peace prize from the arse-lickers at Fifa.

Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update pulled no punches on President Donald Trump this week, with anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che skewering him over his connections to the Epstein emails released this week. SEE ALSO: Donald Trump crashes Epstein email ...

Tonight's "SNL" cold open jokingly informed Netflix that C-SPAN is for sale, too, after its blockbuster Warner Bros. deal.

Sarah Sherman was wild in a drunk raccoon costume, trying to eat poop and hook up with 'SNL' Weekend Update host Colin Jost.

"Saturday Night Live" wasn't afraid to go to some odd – and shocking – places this weekend, as Nikki Glaser hosted a lively, at times surreal episode that took on everything from the government shutdown to Jennifer Hudson's spirit tunnel. Glaser was ...